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nothing_heavy 48/M
Portland, Oregon
Introduction
only a standard member - while flirts and hotlists are flattering, i can't always initiate contact, so please write, and send pics if interested in getting to know one another. thanks!
looking for ongoing interactions, no hang-ups, simple, good times. i have a great sense of humor, i'm easy on the eyes, and just plain kind. i work in a crowded industry, so you'll have to ask me for a face pic. that said, please don't request one if you haven't offered one yourself - that's plain nutty.
My Ideal Person a rockin' sense of humor doesn't mean you have to have people in stitches all the time, you just know when to laugh. don't be one of those awkwardly sarcastic people that alters conversations for the worse. not to say sarcasm is lame, just that some give it a bad name. i have a big heart for the campy; clever puns, and childish jokes make me giddy. if you're funny, you're most likely intelligent, too.
if you're racist, or mired in a fascist, right-wing, monkey prattle way of life, don't even bother - i wouldn't even pity fuck you. imagination is key, and institution is mother earth's feral child; a social fumbler, and woeful alienator. don't get me wrong - i don't care if you believe in your personal "certainties", but dream and let dream.
as for appearance, i can't say i have a type. there does have to be a physical attraction, but that can be created through personality just as easily as looks. i suppose i could specify, but i'm afraid i might miss out on someone solid if i whittled it down too fine.
and, hey, if we don't hit it off on a physical level, i make for a pretty awesome friend
My Ideal Person a rockin' sense of humor doesn't mean you have to have people in stitches all the time, you just know when to laugh. don't be one of those awkwardly sarcastic people that alters conversations for the worse. not to say sarcasm is lame, just that some give it a bad name. i have a big heart for the campy; clever puns, and childish jokes make me giddy. if you're funny, you're most likely intelligent, too.
if you're racist, or mired in a fascist, right-wing, monkey prattle way of life, don't even bother - i wouldn't even pity fuck you. imagination is key, and institution is mother earth's feral child; a social fumbler, and woeful alienator. don't get me wrong - i don't care if you believe in your personal "certainties", but dream and let dream.
as for appearance, i can't say i have a type. there does have to be a physical attraction, but that can be created through personality just as easily as looks. i suppose i could specify, but i'm afraid i might miss out on someone solid if i whittled it down too fine.
and, hey, if we don't hit it off on a physical level, i make for a pretty awesome friend
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Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | May 1, 1976 |
Travels to: | Sandy, Utah |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 6 ft 2 in / 187-190 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | Prefer not to say |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Prefer not to say |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | Prefer not to say |
Male Endowment: | Long/Very thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English, somespanish |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Hazel |