Super awkward, and objectively narcissistic, we are on a quest to search out similarly damaged individuals for NSA fun! Traumatic backstory not required.

My Ideal Person Looking for someone to jump right into it with; candles, cuddles, and other such nonsense will be avoided; as will coffee dates and long walks in the park. Unicorns are rare creatures and as such, we understand our obligation to keep them out of harms way by keeping them locked away... Preferably in a bedroom.