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Why Waste Your Time... HereS a Shortcut to Happy Endings... 😊 ❗  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
7/6/2021 12:44 pm

Last Read:
8/18/2021 11:52 pm

Why Waste Your Time... HereS a Shortcut to Happy Endings... 😊 ❗

*It's hot and it's summer. That 'bug bubble' has burst, and we're all enjoying that shift back to normal. Who's got the time to read a fricken blog — let alone WRITE one? Here's a sample of a shortcut that will save YOU some time and allow your impatient READERS to skip to that elusive 'happy ending'.
Your welcome.*


You know Lynn; she's crazy and wild and a fraction bi-polar. I knew her too well, the way you'd recognize someone by their concealed habits. Lynn enjoyed holding her cup of tea while extending a pinky, just a bit off to the side. It was always entertaining and a challenge to read her mood as I watched that little digit assume an angle. I wasn't shocked or even surprised when Lynn looked up — put her cup down — and asked me her question.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit? Vestibulum auctor porta commodo. Fusce aliquam eros tortor. Donec messed up metus quis cursus scelerisque. Suspendisse vel orci mattis diam elementum fringilla. Proin tempor malesuada diam messed up more eu semper.

Sed vitae purus et leo lobortis ornare semper sed lorem. Cras sed libero sed sem hendrerit fringilla convallis et lacus. Maecenas est messed up most lacus, faucibus ac ultricies porta, tempor eget dui.

The sirens were silenced. I couldn't believe Lynn had convinced those policemen to walk back to their patrol cars and drive away. And I couldn't help but smile as I teased Lynn — waving her panties and those handcuffs in the air. Was there another way to look at it? lol 😂

.......................


I guess we'll never know what really happened. But seriously — who cares? Go enjoy the weather.



Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 12:45 pm

The masks are coming off, as is most of the clothing around the beaches and shores of THIS local.
I couldn't be happier to see all the stuff I love about summer, slowly coming back. ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 12:46 pm

How are things in your part of the world? ðŸĪ”


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
7/6/2021 2:20 pm

Interesting. You had me hitting the Goog-translator.
Auto translate said it was Portuguese.
I tried switching to Latin but that language didn't exist ... though I did eventually find Latin listed in parentheses next to Klingon. Who knew.
Needless to say, I don't know what Lynn's question was but I'm sure I can extrapolate.

The heat is getting to me.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
7/6/2021 2:53 pm

Sounds like Lynn enjoys stirring up trouble as much as you do. Panties and handcuffs? A fun and teasing combination regardless of the locale. I am tired of the heat, humidity and rolling thunderstorms. Almost wish 🙏for winter. No, not really as it brings a whole different set of challenges.


Paulxx001 replies on 8/6/2021 10:09 am:
This is a test of the broadcast system.
I'm not having issues and want to check if this reply sticks. ❗❗😎

Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 3:41 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Interesting. You had me hitting the Goog-translator.
    Auto translate said it was Portuguese.
    I tried switching to Latin but that language didn't exist ... though I did eventually find Latin listed in parentheses next to Klingon. Who knew.
    Needless to say, I don't know what Lynn's question was but I'm sure I can extrapolate.

    The heat is getting to me.
Lorem Ipsum; is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s.
Feel free to populate your blog with filler, when you run out of time or patience. 😊👍

Heat? True... I can't take it unless I'm around a breeze or a car with AC or naked — with a fan.
You've got water nearby, don't you? ðŸĪ”


SweetMysterie 51F
3641 posts
7/6/2021 3:47 pm

Adding lorem ipsum text is only a shortcut if the reader isn't so overly curious that they chase the wild goose down multiple internet rabbit holes, delving into the depths much further than one really has time for. I may not know what happened in your story but I have to admit, I learned something new.

As for things in my part of the world . . . mostly normal, except my new summer job which is so exhausting I am finding myself too tired to enjoy all that summer has to offer. I am trying to appreciate short excursions on hiking trails and a few moments in the hammock when time allows. But you're right, blogging is definitely on the back burner.

Enjoy your summer sun and what I hope are lovely views!



“As with the butterfly, adversity is necessary to build character in people.” ~ JB Wirthlin



Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 3:50 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Sounds like Lynn enjoys stirring up trouble as much as you do. Panties and handcuffs? A fun and teasing combination regardless of the locale. I am tired of the heat, humidity and rolling thunderstorms. Almost wish 🙏for winter. No, not really as it brings a whole different set of challenges.
I never stir up trouble; that's a myth.
Lynn, on the other hand, is entirely unpredictable.
Heat is a challenge without a fan, or AC or a naked pastime by the water.
Massive thunderstorms here today.
But who doesn't like the rumble of nature battling itself and making the world vibrate? ðŸĪ”
Stay cool 😎 ❗ ❗


scoupe42 60M

7/6/2021 4:44 pm

Paul, you know some exciting people, I had no idea what the hell she said, but no matter what it worked!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 7:30 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, you know some exciting people, I had no idea what the hell she said, but no matter what it worked!
Those letters? They're called 'Lorem Ipsum'; and they're just random words, that fill a space.😊
I can imagine what she said, as well. Lynn, is wild!
Your summer is kool? ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/6/2021 8:20 pm

    Quoting SweetMysterie:
    Adding lorem ipsum text is only a shortcut if the reader isn't so overly curious that they chase the wild goose down multiple internet rabbit holes, delving into the depths much further than one really has time for. I may not know what happened in your story but I have to admit, I learned something new.

    As for things in my part of the world . . . mostly normal, except my new summer job which is so exhausting I am finding myself too tired to enjoy all that summer has to offer. I am trying to appreciate short excursions on hiking trails and a few moments in the hammock when time allows. But you're right, blogging is definitely on the back burner.

    Enjoy your summer sun and what I hope are lovely views!
So ya got the irony?
It WAS supposed to be a time-saver, but like you said — there's that curiosity.

Short trips are great and I do them all the time.

Feel free to pilfer any tryx that may be helpful.👍

See you next time, 😎❗❗


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
7/7/2021 1:35 am

I love the headboard and the idea of tying someone to it. Or being tied to it.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/7/2021 9:49 am

    Quoting  :

Ooo... Your filler is better than my filler! 👍 😊 Good one! Note taken... lol 😂
The heat is a bugger. I keep thanking HIM for placing my home so close to water.
Later and enjoy. Thanks for the tip! ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/7/2021 9:50 am

    Quoting  :

Not everyone gets it. ðŸĪ” lol 😂
Stay cool. 😎 ❗ ❗


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/7/2021 9:51 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I love the headboard and the idea of tying someone to it. Or being tied to it.
Ya like the headboard, do ya? lol 😂
So do I. ❗❗😎


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
7/7/2021 8:06 pm

You guessed it I had to Google it. Enjoying my summer at the pool. Also I'm still in contact with the gentleman from Canada so things are good there

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/31/2021 11:58 pm

Testing, one, two, three.
This new blog land is a mess.


mc_justmc 63M

8/1/2021 6:50 am

Hey, before I could comment when you initially posted this, you disappeared. Good to see you're back!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/1/2021 7:16 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hey, before I could comment when you initially posted this, you disappeared. Good to see you're back!
I thought I'd take the summer off and chill, without worrying about hearing the 'voices'.lol
And, they've changed the way blogs are posted. That new format is crazy ðŸĪŠ.
Hope your summer is a good one for you and your family. 👍❗


mc_justmc 63M

8/1/2021 7:22 am

It's back as it was on my screen. Thank God.


anastasia666 45F
2231 posts
8/1/2021 8:45 am

Paul,

WB from your Summer Vaca/Time off. Yes, the blogs etc were updated / new coding by the Owner of the site. He changed it back so he can get more input and adjust the coding. I am sure when he is done it will look / feel so much better.

YOU were missed.

Hugs,

Ana6

I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/1/2021 11:56 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It's back as it was on my screen. Thank God.
Not for long, it's going back to the new format as soon as some major corrections are made; according to Andrew.
Brace yourself... it's gonna be one heck of a ride. lol 😂


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/1/2021 12:03 pm

    Quoting anastasia666:
    Paul,

    WB from your Summer Vaca/Time off. Yes, the blogs etc were updated / new coding by the Owner of the site. He changed it back so he can get more input and adjust the coding. I am sure when he is done it will look / feel so much better.

    YOU were missed.

    Hugs,

    Ana6
I started to navigate the NEW version and read the comments on Andrew's post.
There were some difficult issues to overcome.
I imagine he'll try and reach out and fix the MAJOR gripes, hopefully.

Thanks for the warm welcome back. Although, I'm still on vacation; if you can call it that. No wild travel, just a walk about in new places, and some old ones.
I hope you're enjoying the summer.

I even posted a blog on that NEW format. It was a panic. lol 😂
See you later? I promised myself that I wouldn't touch base until September, but THAT idea went out the door. lol 😂
Oh well... ðŸŒđ😎


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
8/18/2021 5:13 am

so i see everyone is mesmerized by the 'Lorem Ipsum'...
i was gonna say that was some fancy conversation going on.

lovely pics!
i feel so naked here when i don't post with a pic.
XO!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/18/2021 11:52 pm

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    so i see everyone is mesmerized by the 'Lorem Ipsum'...
    i was gonna say that was some fancy conversation going on.

    lovely pics!
    i feel so naked here when i don't post with a pic.
    XO!
'Lorem...' is an out if ya run outta words or get lazy. ðŸ˜Ū

Those pics ARE suggestive and beg a conclusion ; fill in the blanks? ðŸĪ” lol 😂
True, about feeling naked. That's what I feel under my clothing — naked. 😎❗❗


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